Sometimes when you’re a spanko it’s hard to keep yourself inside the woodshed, but these New York spankos have nothing to hide when it comes to revealing they are into spanking.

Stranger, to young business woman: Can I spank you?

–42nd St & 5th Ave


Gay co-worker, to female employee: Put your hands on the desk and assume the position.

–Office, midtown


Girl: If I have to, I’ll pull down my pants and spank myself.

–Cilantro, 89th & 2nd

Overheard in New York - Aug. 9th 2006